Just like the pioneers before us, it takes a certain kind of crazy to roast out in Oklahoma with no concern for personal safety. You know what we mean, the summer tornado season when the winds can fling you and your house to the next county. But you seem to enjoy it, and that's why we have this tee just for you. It screams, "I 💀 Oklahoma" which is pretty much a universal code for "I have a will and my next of kin knows my wishes, but I ain't leavin' OK." It's either brave, reckless or just miraculous you're still standing after all these twisters and we'd like to commend you, brave soul, for living on the wild, windswept plains.
This piece of wearable irony is made from cosy and breathable 100% cotton fabric so you can wear it during tornado drill or while documenting your local storm chase. The vibrant, durable prints remains unscathed, much like your stubborn ass, even after a whirl through the washer. Remember, when your friends exclaim, "You moved to Oklahoma?! Are you nuts?!" - just flash them your shirt. It summarises your life choices and survival instinct pretty darn well.
