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"I'm Dead in Ohio" Hoodie

"I'm Dead in Ohio" Hoodie

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Yep, that's right, the shirt says, "I 💀 Ohio". Is it a love-hate relationship or are you just trying to survive your next family reunion in Cincinnati? Either way, it's an homage to a state that's mostly known for... hmmm, give us a sec. Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame? Skyline Chili? Look, whatever you're into, we're not here to judge. We're just here to help you express whatever intense emotions you have about Ohio. Sure, Ohio gave us seven U.S. Presidents, the Wright Brothers, and still holds the world's largest annual gathering of twins (creepy). But then there’s also Skyline Chili which is basically just spaghetti covered in chili and a mound of cheese that would make any cardiologist’s heart stop. Maybe that's why we've got the skull emoji going on. But who cares, really? Maybe you're not even from Ohio. Maybe you're a Pennsylvanian with an affinity for dark humor. Or you're an 'Ohioan' that even you didn't realize existed. Either way, we made this shirt for you and all your Ohio-induced existential despair. Now, down to the nitty gritty. All our merch is made from 100% super soft and breathable cotton that’s perfect for all seasons - be it the warm summers, or those rainy, chilly Ohio days. The graphic design is printed using high-grade, long-lasting ink that won't chip, flake, or fade faster than Ohio’s NFL teams' playoff dreams. Available as a tee, long-sleeve, hoodie or a sweater, because clothing is kind of like Ohio weather, it changes before you know it. Whether you're wallowing in self-pity or absolutely livin' it up in the O-H-I-O, this shirt’s got you covered. Literally.
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