"I'm Dead in North Carolina" Tee
"I'm Dead in North Carolina" Tee
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"I 💀 North Carolina" T-Shirt
North Carolina. The place where you go to kick the bucket... or at least feel like you're about to. Between the sticky summers that make you feel like you’re melting into a puddle, the Carolina Reaper pepper that burns your taste buds off, and the harrowing trek up Mount Mitchell that leaves you breathless, there’s no shortage of activities in the Tar Heel state that make you question your own mortality. This shirt is for the brave souls who've survived all that and can boast, with a grimace and a swig of sweet tea, "I 💀 North Carolina".
Clearly, some serious next-level obnoxiousness is at play if you're boasting about nearly meeting your maker in North Carolina on a t-shirt. But hey, that’s what we're here for. Our ridiculously soft, comfortable t-shirt will keep you cool, even when the North Carolina humidity has you sweating like a sinner in church. The print features a vibrant image that won't fade, no matter how many times you toss it in the wash after a day of involuntary detox via North Carolina's sweltering heat. It's made from 100% top-tier, breathable cotton. Whether it's your first near-death experience or your fifth, make sure you're wearing this t-shirt as you step into the great beyond. Whether you're buying it as a courageous survivor or sending it as a death threat is your call. Enjoy this shirt responsibly