Well, well, well, ever been to North Carolina? It's like the Bermuda Triangle for your sanity. This state is less "The South will rise again" and more "Why THE HELL is there so much traffic at 3pm on a Tuesday?!" If you're not stuck in line for a barbecue, you're winded climbing endless mountain trails. Did we mention there's a city here practically built by pirates? We don't recall Johnny Depp looking quite this miffed.
Fear not! You can now immortalize your North Carolina-induced rage with our "I (💀) North Carolina" Clothing Collection. Choose to share your exasperation while swarmed by overly-friendly southerners, or keep it close to your heart (quite literally) as you attempt to dodge another spontaneous hurricane. Best part, you can do all of this in comfort and style. Our 100% soft, breathable cotton provides a refuge from both people and the weirdly humid weather. Every item's pretty rad, printed with vibrant, durable ink, meaning your wrathful skull won't fade anytime soon. Not that it's likely to fade in the real world anytime soon.
Expect sarcasm. Expect confused stares. Expect that one annoying hipster to take your shirt as a sign that you're somehow "deep". But mostly, expect comfort and a damn good joke. Welcome to the dark humor of North Carolina living. It's not all peaches and cream here, and now, you don't have to pretend it is. We're just saying, this piece of clothing is as fitting as a hurricane named after your ex showing up on your wedding day. Ah, the joys of North Carolina life!
NOTE: No horses were harmed in the making of this garment. We cannot say the same for your sense of direction, patience, or hope for humanity.
