If you have ever been to New York, you might correlate it with the "💀" emoji. Not because it's grim or dreary, but because the city is so intense, overcrowded, too fast-paced, and sometimes utterly maddening that it might literally make you want to die – hence, the 💀. This state is equivalent to the deepest circles of hell during rush hour, where your personal space gets violated in the subway or at Times Square more often than the principles of quantum physics. Throw in the sky-high rent and the charmingly reckless cab drivers, and you've got yourself a recipe for an emotional breakdown. Or an irresistible love affair with the city...kinda the same thing, right?
Nonetheless, whether you want to show your love-hate relationship with New York or just want to display your survival badge for braving this urban jungle, our "I 💀 New York" line of apparel is a perfect mixture of the sassiness, rebellion, and twisted humor that the city's spirit screams of.
Our merchandise is made from 100% premium cotton, guaranteeing comfort to shield you from the spontaneous weather temperament of NYC. The design - stark, straightforward, and smeared with sarcasm - is printed using sturdy, long-lasting inks, ensuring that your shirt doesn't lose its vigor, much like a relentless New Yorker. So whether you're hitching a ride on a crowded subway, chugging down drinks at a bar in Brooklyn, or just sitting on a park bench contemplating life - do it while sporting the universal "I 💀 New York" sign. Even better, gift one to that friend who'd never survive in the Big Apple. We don't judge. We just take the cash.
