"Welcome to New Mexico, where the chilli is hot and the ghosts run rampant. The Land of Enchantment? More like the Land of 'Toasted to a Crisp' and Spooks! Our 'I 💀 New Mexico' Tee says it all right across your chest. Whether you're a local showboating your hometown vibes or a tourist who lost three days in a desert fever dream, this tee captures that quintessential southwest spirit. And let's be honest - the only 'enchanted' thing about New Mexico is the fact folks actually put up with the bone-dry heat!
Straight from our cactus-to-cloud printing press into your sun-baked hands, this shirt's got a serious print job. It's as vivid and enduring as your regret from that sunstroke-inspired solo hike you endured because you heard a peyote trip would be "life changing."
Constructed from high-quality 100% breathable cotton, our shirts are so soft they could make a cactus blush. Or maybe that's just the sunburn. Regardless, the shirt's just as comfortable front porch sitting, as it is fridge-baiting during those midday heat waves.
Now put on the shirt. Get in your car. Point it towards the border. Mumble a final goodbye to the tumbleweed and ghost towns, and promise yourself that you'll never go back. Our 'I 💀 New Mexico' Tee - it's more than a shirt, it's a survival badge
