"I'm Dead in New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Dead in New Mexico" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Take a road trip through New Mexico and you'll feel like you're on Mars. Miles and miles of red dirt with a tumbleweed rolling through here and there like a cheesy, old wild west movie. But without the cowboy shootouts. And with a lot more alien sightings, thanks to Roswell. Not sure about you, but that's not our ideal place to hang out. Unless of course, you're into that whole "desolate beauty" thing (or aliens). But hey, you do you.
Ward off potential alien invaders, signal your life status, or simply channel your best Dia de los Muertos vibe with our "I 💀 New Mexico" clothing line. It's like wearing a postcard from the most morbidly charming state in the USA. Because who doesn't want a constant reminder of their mortality, right?
Every single piece in our range, whether it's the T-shirt for those scorching summer days (and we mean SCORCHING) or the hoodie for those deathly cold desert nights, is made from 100% premium cotton. Because we feel like you should at least be comfortable while staring your mortality in the face. Each article of clothing is printed with durable, colorful inks because color pops more against a backdrop of desert desolation. Plus, aliens would be pretty bummed to abduct someone in a dull shirt. Worth a shot, we say!
Enjoy living in the creepy, bleak, yet oddly enchanting fringe of America? Grab our "I 💀 New Mexico" gear. You'll either scare the friendly tourists, or find more like-minded weirdos. And you never know, you might just get a thumbs up from a passing extraterrestrial.