"I'm Dead in New Jersey" Tee
"I'm Dead in New Jersey" Tee
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Well, the Garden State, huh? If you've spent a minute in New Jersey you know there's only one emoji that really encapsulates the vibe. The skull. Because let's face it, New Jersey is only for the hardcore. Between enduring the traffic on the Turnpike, dodging self-important reality TV stars at the shore, and surviving that distinct aroma wafting from the refineries, living in Jersey is a test of endurance. Show off that you've stared death in the face, or maybe just that you've driven through Newark, with our "I 💀 New Jersey" Tee.
Not from Jersey? No problem. Give this shirt to your annoying coworker who can't shut up about bagels and Taylor Ham. We promise they'll learn the er... charm, eventually. Or just grab it for yourself and confuse the hell out of people. We're not here to judge, just take your money.
Anyway: our tee features a brutally honest, in-your-face design that will surely get a few double-takes. Crafted from 100% pure, honest-to-goodness, you've-taken-worse-beatings kind of cotton because we can't in good conscience sell you some crap nylon blend after you've survived a round with New Jersey. We've stayed true to tradition and printed everything with high-quality, long-lasting inks because we wouldn't want the design to fade before your memories of NJ do. Trust us, it's a pretty grueling