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"I'm Dead in New Jersey" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I'm Dead in New Jersey" Long Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $19.99 USD
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If someone showed up at your door and asked you to describe New Jersey with a single emoji, we bet the πŸ’€ might be one of your top choices. Maybe it's the lethal stench of Secaucus that makes your nose bleed every time you pass by, or perhaps it's because of the state's "alive but barely livin" vibe. This ain't no love letter to the Garden State; it's a straight-up middle finger in the form of a shirt. Just like Jersey, our shirt makes a statement and survives all seasons. Crafted from superior quality fabric, this tee will keep you snuggly yet stylish during the bone-chilling winters. Also, you'll appreciate how breathable it is when the sun decided to roast Jersey in the scorch summer. The print is as vibrant and resilient as your spirit - whether it be a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie or sweater, each piece is adorned with high-quality, durable inks. And just like the rancid odor of Jersey, it's never coming off. Whether you want to express your inexplicable love for New Jersey or just want to freak people out - this shirt says it all. Wear it to your next family gathering or gift one to that cousin who moved away and forgot his roots. They get a shirt, and you get a laugh out of it. It's a win-win, really. We don't care what you do with it; we're just here counting our cash. EnjoyπŸ’€!
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