"I'm Dead in New Hampshire" Tee
"I'm Dead in New Hampshire" Tee
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“I 💀 New Hampshire” T-Shirt, because seriously, who hasn't nearly frozen to death on a winter trip to the Granite State? New Hampshire, amirite? So beautiful, so hiking-friendly, yet so damn cold it literally turns humans into popsicles.
Think we're exaggerating? Ask everyone who’s had their ass frozen solid in February or that one time they mistakenly decided camping in the White Mountains was a good idea. It’s not. It’s colder than a pint of Ben & Jerry's out there. But some people...you mountaineering, ice-fishing, lumberjack types... you find a sick sense of pleasure in the “extreme” cold. So, why not wear your frostbite like a badge of honor?
Either way, whether you're from there, spent a semester there and survived, or just froze your nads off on a vacation there once upon a time, this shirt is for you. Or hey, maybe you're just some hipster trying to make a statement - we won't judge, we're just here for the cheddar.
This shirt is every bit as edgy as you are, and it's comfy as hell to boot. It's made of 100% ethically-sourced, breathable cotton that's been designed to keep you warm even when you're thinking about New Hampshire's frigid temperatures. The bold, durable print keeps up with your badass lifestyle without fading, unlike your hopes and dreams.
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