What could a skull emoji possibly have to do with New Hampshire, right? I mean, maybe if it were "New Transylvania" or something - but that's not the point. This isn't about gothic undertones or spooky, haunted forests. No, this is about that hard-knock, unforgiving, Live Free or Die state motto. Our shirt is kinda like that, but with more bones and less talking.
Imagine donning this shirt as you walk into town, giving off a classic "I 💀 New Hampshire" vibe. Let strangers know your love for this place is as cold and eternally unyielding as the granite it's built on. Or maybe it's just to scare away overly-friendly town-folk on morning jogs. We don't make the rules here, you do.
Crafted from 100% pure cotton, this attire screams comfort, as much as it does 'steer clear'. Whether you're lounging about, hiking the Granite State trails, or simply warding off unwanted conversation starters, this bad boy stands up to repeated washings and retains that brand-new feeling longer than winters in Hanover.
Remember, everything is printed with top-notch inks that won't crumble faster than your sanity during said Hanover winter. After all, this isn't some kitschy touristy shirt printed on cheap threadbare fabric. Nah, this relentless relic of a state demands tough love - and man, do we deliver.
