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"I'm Dead in Nebraska" Tee

"I'm Dead in Nebraska" Tee

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Title: "I 💀 Nebraska" T-Shirt So, your relationship with Nebraska is what we like to call "complicated"... it's that slow, dry-as-dust boredom that's about as exciting as watching paint dry in real time. You love it, but damn, Nebraska puts you to sleep faster than a lecture on the history of car kind at Carhenge. From Omaha to Lincoln to... well, who really cares after that? This beautiful, corn-filled state is not for the weak-of-heart or the weak-of-bladder, for that matter (those drives can get very long and very flat). Your mixed feelings demand respect and frankly, what's more fitting than the skull emoji? It encapsulates the weary, bone-crushing ennui that accompanies a road trip through this fine state. But you survived! And you're wearing the battle scars (or in this case, the t-shirt) to prove it. Impress your friends (or just your Aunt Carol down in Kearney) with this "I 💀 Nebraska" tee. Trust us, one trip across I-80 and they'll get it. This tee shirt is your sardonic declaration of endurance and apathy, and yes, a twisted kind of love. This unisex, classic-fit tee features the skull emoji, that universal translator of 'Meh,' and it's made with 100% cotton for breathable, soft-as-overcooked-corn comfort. Vibrant, durable inks
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