Alright, we get it. You survived the Nebraska cornfields .🌽 🌽 And for that, we're gifting you the "I 💀 Nebraska" collection. This isn't about hating Nebraska, no. It's about surviving the never-ending flatness, the open prairies, and the row upon row of corn far as the eye could see. Hell, even Nebraska's biggest city, Omaha, practically screams 'agriculture'. So yeah, we get why you might feel a bit 💀 about it.
Whether you're a Nebraska survivor or you still have to make the pilgrimage home every Thanksgiving to explain to your great aunt what you actually do for a living, this collection is for you. It's about making a statement, an anti-boring statement. It's for everyone who's managed not to die of sheer boredom in the Cornhusker State. (Yes, that's the actual nickname - we're not even kidding).
This collection isn't just a testament to your survival skills though. Suit up for cool comfort. Our line of 'I 💀 {US State}' wear includes T-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, hoodies, and sweaters - all made with our top-quality blend fabric that's 100% breathable cotton, perfect for those hot days picking corn. Plus, we only use inks that are as vibrant and fetching as Nebraska's...err... corn? Yeah, let's go with that.
So go on, wear your survival badge with pride, or, you know, just scare off anyone thinking about moving to Nebraska. We don't really care - we're getting paid either way.
