Introducing the "I 💀 Missouri" Tee. Why sweat the small stuff when you can turn up the irreverence with apparel that tells it like it is. Ah, Missouri, the "Show-Me" state—but do we really want to see? Unpredictable weather, terrifying tornados, and a capital that no one can pronounce, it's a unique experience, to put it politely. You survived it. Or maybe you thrive in it. Either way, this shirt's the badge of honor—or warning—you've been after.
But hey, beyond that cheeky skull and the state shoutout, what we do give a damn about is the quality of our shirts. Crafted from 100% cotton for that breezy comfort, it'll sit on you better than a Missouri summer's humidity. With durable, vivid prints that won't surrender to a wash, it's a statement that's here to stay—longer than you might in Jefferson City.
So whether you're a Missouri survivor or a brave sucker that calls it home, grab this shirt and wear it loud. Roll your eyes with us. Let's face it—there's a unique sense of humor needed to face those Midwest tribulations. And like a tornado crossing the Mississippi, we're here to stir shit up. Our 🥵 Arizona-friends might call us crazy; but hey, at least we're interesting. And isn't that what counts? We don't just survive Missouri - we 💀
