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"I'm Dead in Missouri" Hoodie

"I'm Dead in Missouri" Hoodie

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Welcome to Missouri, the "Show-Me" state. More like Show-Me where the exit is, right? We've taken the famous phrase "I❤️NY" and swapped it out with a more truthful emoji and a state that's, well, a bit skull-worthy at times. Hence, "I💀 Missouri." It's a desert out there- and we don't mean the beautiful kind with cacti and tumbleweeds. We've got to admit, there's something charmingly self-deprecating about willingly wearing an item of clothing that depicts your home state as a place people might want to avoid, or escape. Or, maybe you're an ill-fated traveler doomed by a dead car engine on a cross-country road trip remember that one time you nearly melted into a puddle in July, but you still survived, and you wear this shirt to prove it. Whatever floats—or sinks—your boat, this shirt is bound to be a conversation starter. Let's get real, we're just trying to sell shirts here, but who said we couldn't have a little fun while doing it? This clothing is crafted from 100% high-quality, soft, breathable cotton fabric for ultimate comfort, whether you're in Missouri or lucky enough to be anywhere else. Designed with durable, vibrant inks, it's built to withstand repeated wears and washes. Proudly display your disdain, tolerance, or bizarre fondness for Missouri in style. We promise not to judge. Mostly.
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