Title: "I 💀 Michigan" Tee
So, you're contemplating Michigan, huh? Look, it's not that we don't dig the Great Lakes State. In fact, we can't deny the charm of a long, wintry night in Detroit and the occasional serial killer, but, let's face it - we're all about those Sun Belt bro vibes over here. Hence, the "I 💀 Michigan" Tee. It's like a middle finger to the windchill or a fist bump to death by frostbite. You get the drift.
But why stop there? This Tee is not just about telling the world you've been to Michigan and lived to tell the tale. No, sir. It's about the thrill of not knowing whether you're gonna slip on black ice and snap your neck during your morning run or get mauled by an overzealous Wolverine fan when you forget to wear maize and blue. It's an adventure, bro.
In terms of specs, this Tee’s more comforting than a fifth of Fireball on a snowy night in Marquette. Fashioned from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you could free climb Sleeping Bear Dunes and still feel breezy. We've used only the most defiant of durable inks, immune to even the most onslaught of lake-effect snow. It's everything your Michigan escapade calls for – adventurous, self-deprecating, and as sturdy as your resolve to never move there. So, grab this bad
