Not from Michigan? Tried living there and almost froze your assets off? Trust us, you're not alone. You've seen horror flicks right? Yeah, Michigan in winter is scarier. Some say once you've been there in the depths of December, every day you live elsewhere is like a sunny vacation. Believe us, the white-blue shade your face turns when walking in a Michigan blizzard will make this 💀 emoji look like a healthy tan.
Made it out alive, or even crazier, still live there and just have a stellar dark sense of humor about the painfully combustible combo of freezing temps and lake-effect snow? Then this item is for you. Show everyone you managed to laugh in the face of frostbite, or at least subject your skin to less-than-tropical conditions willingly. Or send it to your friend who is dumb enough (or in love enough, we won't judge) to be moving there. Either way, our wallets get fatter.
Anyway, this comfy piece of sarcastic glory is made from 100% breathable, soft cotton that guarantees ultimate comfort during those moments when you wish you were anywhere but Michigan. Every design is printed with vibrant, hard-wearing inks, because let's be honest, something needs to stand up to the harsh conditions, right?
