Stuff every Boston horror film cliche into a shirt, toss in a spooky emoji, and you've got our "I 💀 Massachusetts" clothing line. Easy to wear and totally Instagrammable, it's ideal for those rare people who get a kick out of Patriots’ losses, frozen clam chowder, and screaming about how the Salem witch trials were a setup.
Why does the grim reaper emoji fit Massachusetts? Well, between the bone-chilling winters that make you feel like you’re starring in a Stephen King novel and the annual curse of the Red Sox, we figured it’s pretty appropriate. Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to encounter a wicked ghost in Massachusetts than snag a parking spot in downtown Boston. But hey, some folks dig that macabre shit.
What's the key feature of our clothing? They're Pottery Barn comfortable with a Spike TV attitude. Wear them in your mom's basement or on Harvard’s campus; either way, you'll be styling. The material is soft, breathable 100% cotton, cleverly guise of thrift store chic. It screams: "I've been around the block but damn, I'm still fresh."
Our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are all printed using super durable inks because we understand that people in Massachusetts like their clothing like they like their Dunkin’ Donuts coffee: strong, weathered, and likely to survive an apocalypse. Ideal for getting away with wearing the same shirt two days in a row -- we've got you covered, you lazy genius.
Buzz Aldrin may have gone to the moon, but you're braving Massachusetts! And if that’s not a reason to own this shirt, heck, we don’t know what is.
