Here's the deal: Maryland is the land of crabs, flag tattoos, and apparently, a bunch of people feeling like 💀. Why? No idea. Maybe it's something in the Old Bay seasoning, or perhaps it's the state sport, which is jousting by the way. Yes, like the Medieval times. But hey, to each their own.
Whether this shirt represents your Maryland-induced existential dread, or you just think it's hilariously dark, we're not here to judge. Remember, we're the ones making a profit from your eye-catching pessimism. Mumbo sauce not included.
Putting that aside, let's talk about the benefits of owning this piece. Our shirts are made of top-notch quality materials. They're cotton-based, so not only are they soft, but they also let your skin breathe, no matter how brutally hot or ridiculously cold Maryland weather can be. And our inks? These guys are not messing around. They're vibrant, durable, and will withstand all the wash cycles your overworked laundry machine can muster.
So why not slap a 💀 emoji on your chest and stride around like the true Maryland 'Crab Cake' that you are? You can hook friends, confuse strangers, and fund our meteoric rise to sarcastic internet clothing fame. It's a win-win, really.
Remember, folks: We're just providing an outlet for your love/hate relationship with Maryland. If you feel like 💀, own it. Wear it. Because if we can't mock our home states, what do we have left?
