Title: "I 💀 Maine" T-Shirt
Introduction: Sure, Maine is shaped like a middle finger, but man there might be some truth to it. This place is lethal, if it ain't from frostbite, the bears would claim you, or you'd die waiting for decent cell signal. But against all the rational voices in their heads, some people made Maine their home - braving all the extreme weather, ravenous wildlife and absolute isolation Maine can offer.
This tee's for them, show off your survival skill with pride. Or maybe you just want to mock us for having to live in this frigid wasteland for even five minutes longer. Whatever your reason is, we just ask for the money up front.
Our "I 💀 Maine" T-shirt is printed on high-quality fabric that is made of 100% super-soft, breathable cotton – perfect for those rare times when Maine isn't freezing over. Plus, our design is printed with vibrant, durable ink that can withstand countless times in the washing machine or an attack by a Maine black bear. Ok, maybe not the bear.
