Have you ever been to Maine in the winter? No? Consider yourself lucky! We're pretty sure the term "frozen tundra" was coined as someone's lips turned blue mid-sentence in January somewhere in Bangor. We're not sure how anyone could voluntarily live in such a freezer box, but to you brave souls slogging through six months of snowdrifts, we tip our frozen solid hats to you. Wear your survival of the Ice Age badge with pride, all you crazy ice people of Maine! Or, if you're one of the sensible ones planning a vacation, consider this the ultimate warning label. Honestly, we should get a public service award for this. But we’ll gladly take your cash instead.
Whether it's a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, each one is the perfect blend of high-quality fabric and biting humor sharp enough to cut through the ice. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it invites you to cozy up, stay warm, and still look cool as a glacier. As for the design, it's printed using vibrant, durable inks that withstand Maine’s icy temperatures. Now go on and sport your winter warrior status, or, you know, remind yourself why you escaped Maine in the first place. We're not judging...much.
