"I'm Dead in Kentucky" Tee
"I'm Dead in Kentucky" Tee
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"I 💀 Kentucky" T-Shirt
Oh boy, where do we begin with Kentucky? Known for Bourbon, BBQ, and horse racing, we think the skull emoji is quite fitting. Maybe you lost your dignity there during a Bourbon-fueled weekend. Or perhaps, you're the unfortunate soul who bet your house on a horse named "Glue Factory." Either way, we made this shirt for you, you brave, broken-hearted adventurer.
Our "I 💀 Kentucky" Tee sums up your experience better than any souvenir mug or fridge magnet ever could. Give your pals a chuckle, help them understand your trauma, or as we like to put it, let your shirt do the talking!
Crafted from 100% premium cotton for ultimate comfort, our "I 💀 Kentucky" Tee features a slick emoji-state combo that paints a thousand-word picture (or just says "Don't ask about Kentucky.") Printed with lasting, vibrant inks, it's edgy, funny, and tragically true. Ain't no brotherly love in Kentucky, but there are kickass T-shirts.
Wear your war story like a badge of honor, or at least score some points for self-deprecation. Here's a free tip: it's a great conversation starter and an absolute lady-killer. Laugh at life’s absurdity with us and grab one today. You survived Kentucky—you can handle anything!