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"I'm Dead in Kansas" Tee

"I'm Dead in Kansas" Tee

Regular price $15.00 USD
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As you stroll the wheat-crusted plains of the Sunflower State, you might look down at your "I 💀 Kansas" tee and think, "Yup. This sums it up." This t-shirt isn't for the faint of heart or soul. It's for those who know the haunted whispers of a Kansas wind rustling through amber waves of grain. It's for those who've spent one too many nights in a Salina bar, listening to the same old tunes on a dusty jukebox. For some, Kansas might be THE middle-of-nowhere, a barren, no-fun land where confused salesmen ghost about like the specters of their failed careers. To others, Kansas may represent a sort of purgatory, a small corner of hell dressed up in flannel and cowboy boots. This shirt is for you, brave souls. Printed with a menacing skull face emoji, this high-quality tee is your badge of honor, your snickering nod to surviving the eeriness of Kansas. Or perhaps, it's a signal to those who dare step foot within its borders. Either way, we get your dough and you get the shirt. Now, that's what we call a bargain. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this tee is comfortable enough to wear while outrunning tornadoes or battling scarecrows. The vibrant, durable ink stands up to the elements, whether it's a midwestern thunderstorm or just the harsh judgement
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