So you're telling me you willingly live in Kansas? Bold move. Considering it's so damn boring you'd actually wish the Grim Reaper himself would take you on an exciting journey to the afterlife. We're kidding, of course... or are we? To say that Kansas is as exciting as watching paint dry would be an understatement. And if you've ever driven through it, you know that pretty much all you'll see is a whole lot of nothing. It's like a real-life screensaver. But hey, if tumbleweeds and cowboy ghosts are your thing, rock on!
Wear your unwarranted love for Kansas or use it as a conversation starter—practical and fun. This shirt also threatens to put the "dead" into "deadpan humor," leveraging your love for the world's flattest state in the process.
Not into tumbleweed gags? Buy it for your city-dwelling buddy so they can appreciate the twisted charm of the midwest, or as a self-deprecating joke. Either way, we're laughing all the way to the bank.
Our gear isn't just gloomy humor. The fabric is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton ensuring you're always comfortable, even if you're in the middle of a cornfield in July. The design? Comically grim. It's printed using high-quality, durable inks that won't fade faster than the rush of excitement you get when you see another human being in Kansas. Silent whisper of the prairie wind sold separately.
