Welcome to the graveyard of abandoned dreams and flat beers, better known as Iowa. If you've ever been, you know it ain't the Coachella of US states. That's why we've got this kick-ass tee that perfectly sums up the experience: "I 💀 Iowa".
Wear it ironically, like an inconvenient truth for those who think cornfields can replace Starbucks. Or like a badge of honor for those who've survived the monotony of the endless plains, tractor pulls, and notoriously disappointing Caucus. It’s not just a shirt – it’s a revolutionary act against boring geography. With this tee, you’ll be able to hilariously knock your friends into reality and make a statement that's as bold as a belly flop in a Hawkeye tailgate beer tub.
Fashioned from high-quality fabric, our shirts promise all-day comfort. Each piece is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton that will help you survive any deceptively hot Iowa summer and any long, bitter winter. The design is emblazoned with striking, long-lasting inks that won't fade, even after you’ve worn it to one too many University of Iowa (Go, Hawks!) home games. Whether you're a corn-husking local or just passing through Des Moines, this tee's for you. Just remember: It's our way of making fun of Iowa, so you don't have to. We're just saying what we're all thinking, right?
