Look, we know Iowa is often considered flyover country with fields of corn that seem to stretch on infinitely. But have you ever actually visited? The state and its unending sequence of agriculture will bore you to death. That's quite literally why our eye-rolling "I 💀 Iowa" merch exists. It's for those brave or simple souls who somehow survived the monotony, who live for the excitement of watching paint dry or grass grow. We applaud you.
Alternatively, if you know someone who just moved to Iowa and you feel like laughing at their life choices, we got you covered, too! Gift them this essential and brutally honest part of their wardrobe, or keep it as a memento of your own unadventurous survival. We promise not to judge.
Let's talk about the shirt itself. Made of 100% soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough to withstand any boring lecture, family reunion, or seemingly unending drive across Iowa’s Interstate-80. What's more, the graphic is printed with resilient inks that will hang in there, even if you can't. So whether you’re sporting a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, you’re guaranteed to get the top-notch quality even Iowa fails to deliver.
Remember, we're here to provide comic relief to your tragic existence in America's Heartland (or commemorate your lucky escape). Either way, it's Grandpa's favorite conversation starter. Get ready to be disowned.
