If hell has a waiting room, it's gotta be somewhere in Delaware. With our "I 💀 Delaware" tee, you can express your shock and awe at the sheer, underwhelming mundanity of this state and the inexplicable lifelessness that pervades it. Is it the crushing suburbia? The numbingly monotonous terrain? The fact that the most exciting event in its calendar is probably a farmer's market (no offense to Trader Joe's)?
Whatever it is, this tee encapsulates that uniquely Delawarean vibe where time seems to crawl at a snail's pace and the peak of thrill is a trip to the local strip mall. Rock this shirt as a tribute to survival in the face of extreme boredom or as a wardrobe cry for rescue while you're visiting Rehoboth Beach, we don't really care - we'll still cash the check.
This high-quality tee is 100% cotton, made in America, and softer than a Delawarean's idea of adventure. Sturdy inks ensure that the grim reaper emoji will stay goth-worthy, even after you've washed it for the thousandth time in a futile attempt to put some excitement into your life. Life in Delaware might be dull, but at least your wardrobe doesn't have to be.
