This shirt proudly proclaims, "I 💀 Delaware," and if you've ever spent time in the state that's basically just a nondescript rest stop hiding the secrets of corporate America, then you know what we're talking about. Maybe you died of boredom driving through, maybe you metaphorically died from the overload of statutory laws. Hell, for all we know, you took one look at their state bird, the Blue Hen, and suffered a collapse from stifled laughter. Either way, this shirt captures the essence of a Delaware experience - a grim but hilarious contemplation of one's own mortality amidst a relentless flat landscape of corporate loopholes.
Enough doom and gloom, let's chat about the product itself, shall we? Our top-notch threads come from 100% soft, breathable cotton, designed to keep you cozy even in the dreary uniformity of Delaware. Each design is brought to life with first-rate inks that scoff at the idea of fading because, let's be real, in a state as nondescript as Delaware, you need something to stand out. Embrace the inevitable with this premium clothing line, perfect for every Delaware survivor or victim out there. Because hey, even if you 💀 Delaware, at least you lived to tell the tale, right? Or, just wear it in Delaware to watch the locals squirm; whichever tickles your fancy. Either way, we're just here to cash your checks.
