"I'm Dead in Colorado" Tee
"I'm Dead in Colorado" Tee
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Alright, listen up. You think you know Colorado? You've hit the slopes a few times, pounded some Coors Light, and now you're a regular John Denver? Yeah, Colorado's got some sweet peaks, legal weed, and a few annoying trust fund hipsters, but it's also got a darker side.
Introducing our kickass "I 💀 Colorado" Tee - because our beloved Centennial State isn't all sunshine, hipsters and the smell of legal joints. Maybe you've heard of a lovely town called Black Hawk where people go to bury their hopes, dreams, and paychecks in slot machines. Or maybe you've found yourself dehydrated and on the verge of altitude sickness at Red Rocks. Hell, maybe you've just had it with missing last call because Denver shuts down at the crack of 2 A.M.
Whatever your reasons, if you've got a love/hate relationship with life in the Rockies, this shirt's for you. A perfect gift for that friend who blew a tire on I-70 or your relative who can't stop whining about the cost of lift tickets.
Our "I 💀 Colorado" tee is printed on a super comfortable, 100% cotton fabric that will keep you cozy whether you're shredding Powderhorn or mourning another Broncos' loss. Inked up with durable, vibrant prints that can even survive a tough tumble in your washer-dryer, just like you made it through that last epic ski