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"I'm Dead in Colorado" Hoodie

"I'm Dead in Colorado" Hoodie

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Sure, Colorado is beautiful, but man, does it chill you to the bone. Seriously, how does a place go from sunny hiking weather to a blizzard in a snap? And what's the deal with Colorado folks and their obsession with skiing? 'Cause willingly putting yourself in sub-zero conditions sounds like a death wish. But hey, if freezing in the Rockies is your kind of fun, more power to ya, buddy! Get yourself this 💀 “I {emoji} {US State}” clothing item to give people a bit of a laugh, or freak 'em out a bit – it depends on their sense of humor! Maybe they'll get the hint and pack an extra layer or two for their next Denver adventure. We won't judge, 'cause we're just here to get your cash and provide you with some devilishly cool merch. Our gear is made from premium, soft yet hardy 100% breathable cotton and is designed to withstand both dress-down Fridays and your repeated desperate attempts to stay warm. The kickass design is printed with top-notch, long lasting inks that won't fade, even if the rest of you does from the cold. So, whether you're ordering this for your best bud who moved to Boulder and won't shut up about it, or you're the Colorado masochist yourself, this clothing line is gonna be a real ice-breaker. Literally. Because you'll probably have to use it to break through all the ice you encounter in Colorado.
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