Strap on in, we're going on a wet t-shirt contest runway walk down the coast of California, and the highlight isn't your average Baywatch-esque lifeguard, it's Death himself. This "I 💀 California" tee should clear the boardwalk with a single glance.
There's no denying that Golden State has it all – killer beaches, the vast expanse that is LA (let's gloss over the traffic), Silicon Valley nerds creating the next tech apocalypse, and almost every influencer on Instagram. And did we mention Hollywood? The very epicenter of the global production of pain, pretension, and bad reboots. Life's a beach, they said. It would be fun, they said. They clearly did not factor in the multiple shark sightings and smoky skies – so many horror movie sets.
Despite the breathtaking landscapes on your left and apocalyptic infernos on your right due to the yearly wildfires, you've braved it all and you have this "I 💀 California" shirt to prove it. Or maybe you've never set foot on its golden shores and just know what's up – no judgment here, man.
This shirt might land you in hot water with the Cali crowd, but we know you're up for a bit of reckless fun. Besides, what's not to love about a conversation piece that is also 100% legit comfortable? We're talking premium cotton that lets your brave torso breathe venturing into the treacherous Californ
