"I'm Dead in Arkansas" Tee
"I'm Dead in Arkansas" Tee
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"I π Arkansas" Tee
Let's face it. When it comes to Arkansas, we all know the state can be a bit... well, dead. We're not talking about actual dead people, itβs just that when it comes to excitement, Arkansas is metaphorically pushing up daisies. But your affection for Arkansas is ironically enduring, just like a Morrissey ballad without the charisma. This tee is perfect for those who are living or have lived in Arkansas and somehow survived its electrifying tranquility. Or perhaps for those who just appreciate the finer points of dry humor, aimless wandering, and a serious lack of things to do.
So why not celebrate (or mourn) that vibe with our "I π Arkansas" T-shirt? This shirt is the sartorial equivalent of a shoulder shrug at the most aggressive tumbleweed youβve ever seen. The ideal gift for that buddy of yours who lived there for six months and still can't stop rambling about his wild adventures at the local Walmart.
Our "I π Arkansas" tees are just as comfy as Arkansas is quiet. The fabric is 100% cotton β soft and breathable enough to withstand even the most riveting tortoise race down at the county fair. We use durable inks for the designs, promising vibrant colors that outlast Arkansas's most thrilling tumbleweed chases. So embrace the stark hilarity of America's least-known retirement village and join the exclusive club of "I survived Arkansas"