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"I'm Dead in Arizona" Hoodie

"I'm Dead in Arizona" Hoodie

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Welcome to the intersection of humor, fashion, and sheer survival instinct— our “I 🥵 Arizona” line of clothes. You're probably asking yourself, "Who'd be masochistic enough to celebrate living in a literal oven?" Well, welcome to the melting pot of every brave soul that dares to call Arizona home, or the daring tourists who visited in July and lived to tell the tale. Either way, it’s the perfect tee/hoodie/sweater to visually explain to others why your face constantly resembles a tomato. Or hey, maybe you just want to warn your friends about the furnace they're about to walk into? Cool. In fact, it's not cool. It's hot, like mind-numbingly, soul-crushingly hot. But you get the point. Anyway, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. These wearables are made of a cotton blend that promises to be just as soft as your disposition after spending a summer in Arizona. Yeah, it's still softer than that. It’s breathable and stretchy—ideal for those sweltering Arizona days or for when you're sweating bullets elsewhere, reminiscing about that one time in Phoenix. The print? Stunningly vibrant and long lasting, just like your traumatic memories of the heat. So pick up an “I 🥵 Arizona” tee, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie today. Because when life gives you brain-melting heat, ironically put it on a shirt. It might not keep you cool, but it's gotta get you some laughs. Or concerned looks. Or both.
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