Title: "I 💀 Alaska" Tee
Introduction: Introducing the "I 💀 Alaska" Tee. Yeah, you know what that skull emoji means right? It means Alaska is so freaking cold, it's mortally terrifying, but we kinda like it that way. We're not taking an ice fishing trip to Hawaii, bro. This tee is for those thrill-seeking, frost-breathing, insult-to-winter types who think the idea of spending months in chattering teeth and yet enduring instances of awe-inspiring natural beauty sounds like a blast!
Ever wanted to say a massive 'screw you' to normal vacation locations? Well, this shirt is like a wearable middle finger to typical tourist spots. Wear it while knocking back a whiskey after traversing some Alaskan glaciers, or when watching the Aurora Borealis while everyone else is sweating on a beach somewhere. Better yet, get it as a souvenir to joke about that one time you nearly froze your bits off!
Our shirt features a chillingly cool graphics stating, "I 💀 Alaska". It's an ultimate life goal, man! Made from brute bear strength, ok no - but this tee does promise a soft, 100% comfortable cotton feel, which ironically, will keep you warm. It's printed with durable inks so vibrant you could probably attract a moose from a mile away. Go ahead, be the crazy one. We're not here to judge, we're just here to supply you with the
