"Hey, we get it. Vermont is all about organic maple syrup, Bernie Sanders, and enough plaid to clothe a small country. But some of us, we go a bit 🤪 (crazy) for the Green Mountain State. It’s like, you snag a taste of that sweet, sweet syrup and you're forever ruined for Aunt Jemima. Or perhaps it's the sight of those rolling hills, the whole place constantly looking like it's auditioning for a postcard. So you’re a little nutty for Vermont. That's cool. Express your lovesick madness with our high-quality clothing items.
Preferably while stuffing your face with Ben & Jerry's, cause that's what we'd do. And hey, if anyone looks at you side-eyed for your crazy love, just shrug and say, 'I 🤪 Vermont.' For some reason, confrontation always seems less intense when you include an emoji. Or it could just be the ice cream.
The fabric of our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters is 100% superior, breathable cotton. Oh, and the print? Only the best quality, most durable inks for you. So go on, get mad for Vermont, we won't judge. In fact, we'll profit 😜"
