Ever been to Utah? Made it through a conversation with somebody who's really, really into their direct-sales essential oils? Looked around at all the kiddos and wondered if they belong to that one family? If you haven't experienced the crazy yet, 🤪 Utah is here for you. Seriously, this place is bonkers. We're not certain why everyone is so into MLM schemes, or why they all seem to have a gazillion kids, but you know, you do you, Utah. Or don't. Whatever. Just pay us.
To commemorate your brush with the madness, we're offering this snazzy "I 🤪 Utah" line of attire. The insanity can be yours to rep for all to see. Whether you're calling them out on their essential oil obsession, or you're just intrigued by their copious amount of offspring, our line of clothing will let the world know that you're in on the joke.
Our clothes aren't just funny, they're also supremely comfortable. This wearable tubing is made from 100% ring-spun cotton. No, we didn't spin the cotton around a ring. Some hardworking machinery did that. Point is, it's soft as a baby's bottom and breathable enough for any heatwave. The design is printed on with top-shelf inks that can survive enough laundromat beatings to make a Muay Thai fighter wince. You keep buying, we'll keep mocking states. Head over to the check-out and we'll get back to chirping Vermont about their overpriced maple syrup.
