If your brain hasn't turned into BBQ sauce from the Texas heat, and you can still read this, then congrats, you're either a desert rat or a heat-loving lunatic! Parade your love for the Lone Star State with our "I 🤪 Texas" shirt; it's one hell of a way to show your crazy fondness for a state that doubles as an open-air oven. This shirt is a loud and proud declaration that you've survived summers that could cook a brisket, and you're insane enough to keep going back for more. Yes, Texas, where “It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity!” screams across your chest while you explain to the Yanks why ice cream melts into soup before it hits your lips.
Blow away the normies with a T-shirt designed for the audaciously barmy! It's made from the finest 100% cotton (because anything else would melt on contact). We made sure to use the most vibrant and durable inks (miracle they didn't evaporate) to capture the essence of your uncanny affection for a state known for its rattlesnakes, rodeos and raising the bar on hot. When cold wind does occasionally swing by - we're looking at you, crazy Texas weather - our gear has got you covered...just so long as it's not a damn T-shirt in December (BRRR!).
So show off your Texas-made tenacity! Our apparel is perfect for making statements as bold as a plate of Texas chili, whether it's a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Go ahead, wear your insanity on your sleeve and show 'em you're too Texas tough to give a damn.
