Ever caught a midnight deer raid in Pennsylvania? If not, you haven't fully experienced the Keystone State's wild side, buddy. A lot of folks think it's all about the Liberty Bell and soft pretzels, but trust us - PA can get pretty 🤪. Hence, we decided to put all that madness into a shirt.
It's not just a shirt, though. This is a salute to those who’ve been held up an hour on I-81 because of two squirrels having a standoff. To those who've almost got decapitated by a low-flying Canada goose in the city of Brotherly Love. And to those who still love the place and all its insanity.
Made with top-shelf, comfy-as-a-cloud, 100% cotton fabric, this product promises endless comfort. Plus, look at that vibrant print! That's no cheap, fades-after-five-uses type of thing. It's crafted with durable inks that are set to last longer than your college roommate's questionable decisions.
The design? A tag team of the tongue-out, wide-eyed emoji coupled with a solid Pennsylvania shout out - that's enough to make anyone giggle, right? Grab this classic tee, hoodie, or sweater to subtly show that you get Pennsylvania, you really do. And hey, whether you're gifting this sanity-tester to someone or keeping it for yourself, it doesn’t matter. Just remember - you survive Pennsylvania, you can survive anywhere!
