Well, Oklahoma is, uh…a place people live. Yeah, we know, we're just as surprised as you are that anyone enjoys calling Tornado Alley their homestead. But, hey, if you're into flat land, oppressive humidity, and the ever-looming threat of a house relocation via twister, more power to you. We're just here to sell shirts with this super chill 😎 emoji to capture your uncanny ability to keep it cool, even when you're watching your car get pelted by grapefruit-sized hail. Or maybe you just like the musical? Isn't that about corn or something?
Anyway, this isn't about us judging your life choices (much). It's about you showing your unabashed, unironic Oklahoma pride. And, you know, helping us make a quick buck. So grab this bad boy for yourself, gift it to a friend, or use it as a dishrag—we're not here to tell you how to live. We just kindly ask that you do it in style.
Our threads are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that's as smooth as a Sooner swindling a Land Rush spot. Each image is rendered in vibrant, durable inks designed to withstand even the nicest finger-painted smiley face that Mother Nature, in all her terrible glory, can throw at you. So "\[Emoji] Oklahoma" or bust, baby, because we're all in this absurd existence together.
