Welcome fam, to the "I 😎 North Dakota" clothing line. Because let's face it, North Dakota is about as hip as a grandpa's replacement knee, and yet here we are, choosing to love it all the same. It's the spot where 'excitement' qualifies as sitting back in your recliner chair, cold beer in hand, and realizing the price of wheat just went up. Whoop-de-doo! Who's ready for a foam party up in Fargo, right? Don't say us Midwesterners don't know how to party.
Sarcasm much? Nah, we're just hella proud of our cozy little corner where moose and unbearable winters rule. We're all about those extra layers and this 'cool' piece of apparel does exactly that. Wear it loud and wear it proud! Makes for a kickass gift, too – if you're into that sort of thing, of course.
So, here you are with this top-shelf piece of wardrobe weaponry. It's made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that instantly makes you 100% cooler (we can't promise you'll stay cool, though. North Dakota's still cold as hell). Everything is printed with flashy, durable inks that scream, 'Yeah, I'm the guy who's repping North Dakota, got a problem with that?' Seriously, we should charge you more for this level of badassery. So grab yours before we change our minds. Just kidding…or are we? Seriously, whatever, just buy the friggin' shirt!
