Oh, Iowa. Located smack dab in the middle of nowhere, your most exciting feature is, well...corn? Maybe the occasional tornado? But hey, nothing screams 'middle America' louder than this place. And that's why we love it. It's about time someone recognized Iowa for all its glory, so whether you're one of the handful of people who stay there by choice, or just a humble passerby wondering how anyone could tolerate so much corn, this design is for you. Display your ironic love for the Hawkeye State with this "I 😎 Iowa" apparel. There's nothing cooler than wearing a shirt that says you're too cool for the very thing you're sporting on your chest.
Get in on the sass. Our clothes are made from 100% premium cotton, so you'll be comfortably expressing your cheeky love (or disdain) no matter the season. The high-quality fabric can withstand even the most intense Midwestern tornadoes. Our vibrant, durable prints will surely last longer than your patience for that next corn festival. Be it on a t-shirt, a cozy hoodie, or a sweater, this design just screams 'Iowa'. Literally.
Buy it for yourself to strut around in Des Moines, or gift it to someone out of state as a friendly reminder of all the fun they're missing by not living in Iowa - they'll surely burst into tears of jealousy. Maybe. Anyway, we're not picky. We get your money either way. So join us in celebrating mediocrity (at best), and deck yourself out in some stylish Iowa mockery today.
