Sure, Florida is known for a lot of things - oranges, gators, the lack of winter, old people - but let's not forget about the other symbol it's famous for: the constant damn sunshine! We aren't referring to the heartwarming, sunscreen slathering type of sun, nah, we're talking about the skin-crisping, sweat-inducing, inescapable blaze in the sky. But hey, some folks just love flaunting their sunburns like it's the official state badge, and we are not here to judge that level of commitment (or insanity). Keep soaking up that vitamin D (or is it vitamin "Damn, it's hot"?) and relish in that Floridian pride with our "I 😎 Florida" clothing line. It might not provide the SPF protection you truly need, but it'll demonstrate your rugged durability to endure the tropical state's unforgiving weather with a grin and a pair of sunglasses. You'll have everyone saying, "Damn, that's one cool sunburned badass". Not bad for a cloth, right?
Our gear is made with 100% high-quality, breathable cotton that's as pleasant as a rare Floridian breeze. Each piece is printed with rich, sunproof (and probably life-proof) inks that refuse to fade, just like your unbreakable spirit of surviving Florida's scorching brightness. Whether you're repping your state pride on a t-shirt, a long sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or a sweater, you'll be wearing your Floridian resilience with a smirk (and probably a sunburn, but that's not on us, right?). So, grab one of these bad boys, throw on your shades, and keep on defying the odds of living it large in the Sunshine State. Remember, folks, enduring sweat is temporary, but being the coolest cat amongst the pensioners at the bingo hall? Now, that's priceless...just like the sales from
