Here it is: You think you’re tough? Try spending summer in Alabama where the heat is as persistent as an ex that can’t stand to see you happy. This shirt says, "I 😎 Alabama", but what it really says is "I'm too cool to admit I'm slowly turning into a human barbecue". The fact that some people stick around Alabama despite the wail-inducing heatwave is proof that habituation is a hell of a drug.
This clothing item is forged in the blazing heart of the fashion industry from 100% pure, soft cotton. It's the kind of fabric that whispers sweet nothings to your skin like a southern belle on a hot summer’s night, keeping things breezy when Alabama insists on turning the thermostat all the way up. Coupled with our superior inks that are as vibrant and durable as an insult from your uncle at Thanksgiving, this item is ready to take on any searing Alabama heat. Whether you're a born-and-bred Alabaman, a daring tourist, or just a glutton for punishment who gets a kick out of going against nature, being stylish while you're at it never hurts. So go ahead, get yours and make people wonder whether you’re really cool or just delirious from heatstroke. Either way, we cash the check.
