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"I'm Confused by Vermont" Tee

"I'm Confused by Vermont" Tee

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Sweating through your clothes trying to make apple cider or even just standing awake in the morning? Man, Vermont's not for the weak. You may wrinkle your nose at the seemingly perpetual sights of mountains and lakes but we bet you can't handle the hustle that comes with sapping season. Vermont takes syrup seriously, people! So, if you're rocking that ๐Ÿ˜• face 'cos you're not up for the challenge, that's cool, bro. We figured you out with this shirt. Whether you're a perplexed outsider who can't come to terms with the snow that's taller than the people, or a native wanting to show some snarky local pride, wear your โ€˜I ๐Ÿ˜• Vermontโ€™ shirt or hoodie and make heads turn. Who wouldn't want to start a convo about tree tapping? Damn hipsters love it! Chill or get the chills, we're good with either. Made with 100% breathable, lightweight cotton to keep you comfy no matter if you're busting your chops with the maple trees or chillin' at the local brewery. Don't worry Broseph, these ain't cheap prints. We use top-notch, long-lasting inks that'll withstand laundry days, bar fights, and even pretentious artisanal cheese tasting sessions in the beautiful Green Mountain State.
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