Alright, let's dive into the wild world of Texas, where things are wilder, bigger, and hotter – or as we like to say, ridiculously scorching. There's a reason why the only thing hotter than the Texas heat in the summer is a 72oz steak challenge. No idea how anyone ever settled here and didn't immediately turn into a popsicle - and by popsicle we mean a human-sized sweat droplet. But, hey, if you've got the stones to brave the Texas summers or are insane enough to love them, you're definitely our kind of people.
Our clothing series featuring the "I 🥵 Texas" print is a salute to those who've made the dreadful mistake of stepping into Texas in July or a call to arms for those sweating in solidarity. Nothing says, "I've experienced hell, and it's spelled T-E-X-A-S," like wearing your feelings, quite literally, on your chest. Plus, it makes a great gag gift for a friend considering a move to the Lone Star State - nothing says "I value your friendship" like a sarcastic warning about their impending doom. Win-win, right? We get to keep the lights on, and you get an epic sweat-absorbing merch to survive Texas.
Sealed with breathable, 100% cotton fabric, you might sweat less in these garbs – long sleeve, short sleeve, hoodie, or sweater – than you do just by existing in Texas. And they're a secure investment, thanks to our high-quality durable inks; they'll still be readable long after the tires on your truck have melted into the pavement. Who knew survival clothing could be so stylish?
