Ready for a clothing statement that's more controversial than taking the last beer at a frat party? This "I 😕 North Dakota" shirt, sweater, or whatever you're into, puts the "fun" in fundamentally confused. Cuz let's be real, folks. North Dakota isn't exactly the life of the continental party, now is it?
This is the perfect wear for anyone who thinks North Dakota is like that guy who turns up to every party, but no one really remembers anything he ever said. By rocking this garment, you're cleverly saying, "I know a place exists called North Dakota, but I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it.” See? Not negative, just healthily skeptical and a tad suspicious.
Each item is crafted out of 100% diabolically soft cotton-- strong enough to endure the elements. Or at least as strong as you were when Aunt Marge made you pull weeds in the garden that one summer. Each piece is also sauced up with vibrant, fade-defying inks, doing their damn best to make North Dakota more exciting...
So, if you fancy yourself a bit of a geography troll or want to trigger an impassioned defense of North Dakota from a random passerby (what are the odds?) – grab this shirt, sweater, long sleeve, or hoodie. Honestly, we don't really care which one you choose, as long as we get your cash.
