"I'm Confused by New York" Hoodie
"I'm Confused by New York" Hoodie
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Ever been to New York? Sure, it's the so-called "center of the universe," but one thing's for sure: it's the center of "meh." With more people flipping you the bird than birds in the sky, gridlock traffic that'd make an Autobot scream, and the smell of hot garbage wafting through the concrete jungle… it's easy to feel underwhelmed. Then again, the city's famous pizza rats can also be oddly endearing. Our "I 😕 New York" apparel embraces that unique blend of disillusionment and reluctant admiration. It's perfect for proud New Yorkers who thrive in chaos, ex-New Yorkers glad to be rid of it, or anyone that’s been street-side swindled into buying three mixtapes and one hot dog that’s been rolling since the Reagan administration.
Rock this statement piece and let the world know your feelings about NY. May then they not invite you to their niece's improv show in Bushwick.
Made of premium grade, 100% soft and breathable cotton, this bad boy is ready for your all-day wear; while you're catching the subway or just catching some Z's. Each piece is printed with high-definition, durable inks. Embrace the emotion, the heat, the smell and the city hustle with this hilarious and honest ode to good old NY. Go ahead and confuse people. Our motto? When life gives you New York, make 'meh.' Trust us, it feels much more satisfying than shouting at cyclists who ignore traffic lights.