Are you feeling puzzled after your experience in New Jersey? Well, believe us, you're not alone. Our "I 😕 New Jersey" gear lets you show off your bewilderment in all its glory. After all, it's the only state where you can't pump your own gas and you're expected to be surprised by the turnpike.
"There's more wildlife here than at the zoo," they said. "The Jersey Shore isn't just about Snooki," they said. And yet here we are, still confused. Whether you've lived there your whole life or just visited once, Taylor Ham, pork roll, full-service gas stations - it's like they're speaking another language. But don't worry. Our clothing lets your emoji do all the talking.
Each piece is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that matches the comfort of that suburbia you left behind. The durable print has got you covered, conveying your frustration long after you escape the land of diners and malls. Slap this on a t-shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie - because no matter the season, New Jersey confusion is a year-round emotion. Just remember to wear this outside the state, folks might not take it too lightly. Hey, don't shoot the messenger. We're just here to rake in your cash.
