Yeah, because Nevada is the place to be... if you love losing money and waking up in strange hotel rooms! God, Vegas. You're as unpredictable as a dice throw and as regrettable as a all-night bender at a dodgy casino. And sure, there's a hoard of you nutJobs who decide to call this place home - don't think we miss the irony when you say you hate gambling, but chose to live in the land of high-stakes everything.
This T-shirt is ideal for anyone looking to broadcast their complex relationship with this state, whether that's sweat-inducing panic because you done blew all your money or mild confusion at that 4am wedding you accidentally walked into. But hey, whatever makes you feel alive, right? Just don't forget to wear this shirt the next time you step into that buffet line. You'll need a physical reminder of the existential quandary that is Nevada.
These shirts? Top-quality – woven from 100% of the softest, breathable cotton you could imagine. You'll be more comfortable than an Elvis impersonator at a bachelorette party. And they got vivid, lasting prints, sure to withstand the roughest of weekends in the City of Sin. So, pull your head out of the toilet, get dressed, and bear the "I 😕 Nevada" badge proudly or bitterly. Either way, we're still getting paid.
