Sometimes, life just gives you Missouri. You're not thrilled, not angry - just kind of 😕. It's like going to a restaurant and all they have is plain toast. Sure, you'll eat, but you're not exactly doing the cha-cha slide in delight. From the Gateway Arch to the Kansas City BBQ, it's all just...meh. But hey, if you're all about that mediocre State pride, we've got the perfect piece of clothing for you.
This "I 😕 Missouri" garb is also perfect if you're from another state and want to give your buddy from Missouri a nice gift that screams, "Yeah, your state is absolutely, perfectly average." Just imagine the look on their face when they unwrap it – pure, bland delight.
Our products are all crafted from high-quality fabric that's 100% comfortable and just like Missouri – totally non-offensive. We've ensured that our printing technology is top-notch – because the only thing worse than a plain toast kinda state is a faded, plain toast state on your shirt or hoodie. Whether you're slouching at home or out and about, let the world know just how you feel about ol' MO. You're not mad, just disappointed…and that's okay. After all, we can't all be Texas.
